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graffitiballs:

plot twist

theyahoostaff are the next hokage

gilbertsparkleparty:

MY MOM RESCUED A BABY ROBIN AND NAMED IT GILBIRD.

MY WORK HERE IS DONE.

toc-kun:

i see everything so completely perfectly in my head but when i go to actually draw it

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jaclcfrost:

the age to stop trick-or-treating

• there is no age to stop trick-or-treating
• never stop because of your age
• you go
• you have fun
• you dress up
• you get that candy

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lycanandproud:

brodinsons:

when you happen to mention never personally wanting to have kids and someone decides to butt in and remind you not to worry and that “you’ll change your mind in time”

#I’m with Javert on this one

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howardom:

shercockandmycrotch:

fiyeroroche:

when a song makes you want to overthrow a government you know thats a bloody good song

did u mean uprising
and supremacy

or any other muse song

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jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

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shutupmerlin:

My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat and made them watch it burn, so none of them could play cricket anymore. She was 11.   

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-annoying:

who the hell decided that sean sounds like shawn

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